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I think I've been able to fool a lot of people because I know I'm a dork. I'm a geek.

There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.

Only a fool permits the letter of the law to override the spirit in the heart. Do not let a piece of paper stand in the way of true love and headlines.

That's the penalty we have to pay for our acts of foolishness, someone else always suffers for them.

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.

My nose itched, and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool.

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.

To succeed in the world, it is much more necessary to possess the penetration to discern who is a fool, than to discover who is a clever man.

I don't fool myself. I can't see myself doing Shakespeare.

He that is proud of riches is a fool. For if he is exalted above his neighbors because he has more gold, how much inferior is he to a gold mine.

Guard your roving thoughts with a jealous care, for speech is but the dialer of thoughts, and every fool can plainly read in your words what is the hour of your thoughts.

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

For us to think we can enjoy, understand and practice the Christian religion with just Matthew to Revelation is foolishness.

A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible.

I wasn't absolutely too sure where the Falklands was, and I didn't want to make a bloody fool of myself.

Whatever talents I possess may suddenly diminish or suddenly increase. I can with ease become an ordinary fool. I may be one now. But it doesn't do to upset one's own vanity.

These poems, with all their crudities, doubts, and confusions, are written for the love of Man and in praise of God, and I'd be a damn' fool if they weren't.

Rush Limbaugh is good for the party. Drive it all the way down, take it down as low as it can go, make complete fools of themselves, because it's always darkest before the dawn, and then maybe a moderate can come in and rescue them.