Pastoral Resources

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.

I've taken up golf in the past five or six years, and most of the time there aren't too many people out there that can drive a ball further than I can.

No matter what kind of day I've had at school, I always look forward to golf.

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President.

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears.

The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two.

It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.

Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.

The only way to enjoy golf is to be a masochist. Go out and beat yourself to death.

There is no life for girls in team sports past Little League. I got into tennis when I realized this, and because I thought golf would be too slow for me, and I was too scared to swim.

We went around and looked and talked to a lot of foundations with those charities and decided upon the Children's Hospital. They had a golf tournament at the time, but it was a small event that didn't raise a significant amount of money.