Pastoral Resources

Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts.

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies want their husbands to watch the babies come out. I would never allow anything like that.

Just as men must give up economic control when their wives share the responsibility for the family's financial well-being, women must give up exclusive parental control when their husbands assume more responsibility for child care.

How many wives have been forced by the death of well-intentioned but too protective husbands to face reality late in life, bewildered and frightened because they were strangers to it!

Handsome husbands often make a wife's heart ache.

Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

Women didn't want to watch other women on television because they were jealous of their husbands' diverted attention.

All poets' wives have rotten lives Their husbands look at them like knives.

Women may give lip service to wanting husbands who take on an equal role in raising children, but many will pull rank when an important decision, like how to discipline or what baby sitter to hire, has to be made.

Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything.

I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

Families are great murderers of the creative impulse, particularly husbands.

Women's courage is rather different from men's. The fact that women have to bring up children and look after husbands makes them braver at facing long-term issues, such as illness. Men are more immediately courageous. Lots of people are brave in battle.

I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.

The divine right of husbands, like the divine right of kings, may, it is hoped, in this enlightened age, be contested without danger.