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Conservatives truly love America and support the armed forces, while liberals are unpatriotic draft dodgers.

'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.

Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.

Political debate with liberals is basically impossible in America today because liberals are calling names while conservatives are trying to make arguments.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.

Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.

Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening,' you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.

Democrats couldn't care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror.

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

I was raised in a time where children were still seen and not heard basically, so I think a lot of us in my generation went the other way and just tried to be as much more liberal and open and we're still paying for it.

Our two major parties are actually called the Liberal Party and the Conservative Party.

The place to find the explanation for the liberal-activist mindset of the courts is in the political arena.

Time and time again, history has proved that the conservatives are right and the liberals are wrong.

If the Liberals' law is passed, will sex education in the schools, including elementary grades, include the same portrayals of sexual activity which presently exist in heterosexual instruction? Will there be the same presentation of homosexual activity? Of course there will.

In the United States, commentators recognize that, generally speaking, most people who hold liberal positions over a range of issues will likely vote Democratic, while most people, again generally speaking, who hold conservative positions will vote Republican.

It is said that a neo-conservative is a liberal who has been mugged by reality.