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It's been crazy trying to tour with a baby. But it's actually working out okay.

You don't even want to look in the mirror after you've had a baby, because your stomach is just hanging there like a Shar-Pei.

It's a huge change for your body. You don't even want to look in the mirror after you've had a baby, because your stomach is just hanging there like a Shar-Pei.

No, I was two years older than the other guys. I was a war baby. My family were a lot poorer than they were. I'd had to fight too hard for anything I had in my life and to smash things up for me.

The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

A man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made.

I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!

It is a pleasant thing to reflect upon, and furnishes a complete answer to those who contend for the gradual degeneration of the human species, that every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.

'Tis love that makes the world go round, my baby.

The thing that stood out above and beyond all the experiences was this relationship with the nine-month-old baby. On weekends, I'd be thinking about going back to set on Monday just to see the baby.

I knew it was going to be the most extraordinary thing in my life, but how powerful it is, you can never know until you have a baby.

A torn rotator cuff is a cancer for a pitcher and if a pitcher gets a badly torn one, he has to face the facts, it's all over baby.

Our baby is safe, and it's just a house.

I'd like to be taller. I'd like my baby fat to leave.

If the feminist program goes to pieces on the arrival of the first baby, it's false and useless.

If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it."

Writing a novel without being asked seems a bit like having a baby when you have nowhere to live.

It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter.

I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them. I respect it so much that the sitcom itself and Ed Norton; I'm not playing Ed Norton but my version of it, cause I'm a black man.

Babies control and bring up their families as much as they are controlled by them; in fact the family brings up baby by being brought up by him.