Pastoral Resources

The man as he converses is the lover; silent, he is the husband.

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

Between the daylight gambler and the player at night there is the same difference that lies between a careless husband and the lover swooning under his lady's window.

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.

Vadim was both my teacher and my husband. I placed myself entirely in his hands.

I guess if you're lucky enough not to have to pay your rent, then you or I take much more seriously the kind of work that I do, what it takes for me to leave two teenagers of my own and six stepchildren and a husband and four grandchildren.

My husband thinks he's compromising if we have one cook instead of three.

Working with my husband, I thought we would be at each other. As close as we are, our styles are so different. But it didn't happen - we were surprised.

I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs. He says I'm the only girl he ever took out who actually ate anything on her plate, as opposed to pushing it around.

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

My husband does so many romantic things for me, it's absurd.

I am excited to rise today to support National Mom and Pop Business Owners Day. This celebration honors the husband and wife business owner teams whose work helps drive the economy and fuel job growth.

No jealousy their dawn of love overcast, nor blasted were their wedded days with strife; each season looked delightful as it past, to the fond husband and the faithful wife.

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.

I love England though; I've been back a few times and just love it. My favorite thing to do there is going to museums and all the castles. Oh, and my husband and I went mountain biking across England on our honeymoon!

I have perfected the art of putting my feet on my husband's lap during awards ceremonies so he can rub them.

Being a husband is a whole-time job. That is why so many husbands fail. They cannot give their entire attention to it.

I really take pride in the relationship that I have with my husband.

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.