Pastoral Resources

I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture.

I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures.

The one thing that I'm in charge of in this wedding is the food.

We are all so close. We are godfather to each others' kids. I was the best man at Jesus' wedding.

The Wedding March has a bit of a death march in it.

We were pretty good mates until the Beatles started to split up and Yoko came into it. It was more like old army buddies splitting up on account of wedding bells.

Well... Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown - they had my size.

Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.

Well, I'll tell you something, this wedding is something that I will always, always cherish. It was a show of love and support and kindness like I'd never seen from the people, and that's who I entertain. I entertain the people.

I've chosen my wedding ring large and heavy to continue forever. But exactly because of that all the time that Dave and I have an argument I feel it like handcuffs, and on anger time I throw it in a basket. Poor Dave, he bought me three wedding rings already!

I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings.

Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

We all went to Kelsey's wedding, and yeah, we go to parties. We also go to each other's house. A group of us got together over at Kelsey's and just read through some plays just for the fun of it. That may not be everyone's idea of a good time, but we had a good time.

Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number.

In the '50s, a lot of girls never saw beyond the wedding day.

Whoever eats anything at a wedding luncheon? They make the food out of papier mache. My salad had been used four or five times this week.

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.

It happened in Miami, in Coral Gables, a great big ol' Cuban wedding. It was pretty intense.

All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.