Pastoral Resources

You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife.

The majority of information I gave police was about my wife and her family, which is what they wanted.

What is a wife and what is a harlot? What is a church and what is a theatre? are they two and not one? Can they exist separate? Are not religion and politics the same thing? Brotherhood is religion. O demonstrations of reason dividing families in cruelty and pride!

What is the price of experience? Do men buy it for a song? Or wisdom for a dance in the street? No, it is bought with the price of all the man hath, his house, his wife, his children.

It was not easy with a newborn, asking your wife to give up the family home and your security.

I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays.

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The last time I spoke with Robert was back in May. When his wife was murdered, I talked to several radio stations in defense of him because I know how Bobby Blake really is, and as far as I'm concerned, there's no murder in his heart.

A woman must combine the role of mother, wife and politician.

All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for.

Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive.

Not too many people can afford for the wife to stay home and raise the kids.

I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English.

I find myself enjoying a deeper love than I ever imagined was possible in the form of my daughter and certainly in the union with my wife. It makes everything else, including work, which is one of the things I'm most passionate about, pale by comparison.

I remember driving home one evening while they were reviewing the papers on the radio. One of the articles was about me separating from my wife. It's a weird thing to listen to a news report about the break-up of your marriage.

In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape.