Pastoral Resources

Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.

Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.

In order to restore our country to the principles on which it was founded, we need to elect leaders that believe in the principles of the party, not just the power of the party.

In an unconstitutional partnership with the state, the church can impose the most irresistible, if covert, controls conceivable.

I'm pretty much a good Catholic girl at heart, and I believe in family. I also have a basic belief that God takes care of me. I believe in prayer, even though I'm not that religious. I just have that foundation from my family. I mean when you think that you're just a human being and one of God's creatures, you can't take anything that seriously.

I had always been a tomboy - I still am, at heart.

I remained Ryan's companion on the Hollywood party circuit, growing inured to sex and drugs before I was in my teens.

After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.

It's my job, it's what I do, it's what I'm on earth to do and it's who I am.

When BP was not moving fast enough on claims, we told BP to set aside $20 billion in a fund - managed by an independent third party - to help all those whose lives have been turned upside down by the spill.

We need somebody who's got the heart, the empathy, to recognize what it's like to be a young teenage mom, the empathy to understand what it's like to be poor or African-American or gay or disabled or old - and that's the criterion by which I'll be selecting my judges.

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart.

I have never belonged to a party. I don't have party affiliation.

To say that you now trust the Russian military command and control system because some Russian general told you from the bottom of his heart that's the case, strikes me as most unrealistic.

My baseball career was a long, long initiation into a single secret: At the heart of all things is love.

Stories can conquer fear, you know. They can make the heart bigger.

I never told my father I loved him before he died, and I have a lot of issues about that. They're all swimming around in my head, in my heart, unresolved, and in a way it felt fitting to dedicate the film to him.

I don't think there's more than half-a-dozen cartoons that I've been really truly happy with in all the time I've been doing it.

I see myself as an artist who happens to do cartoons.