Pastoral Resources

Every heart that has beat strongly and cheerfully has left a hopeful impulse behind it in the world, and bettered the tradition of mankind.

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!

Only a fool permits the letter of the law to override the spirit in the heart. Do not let a piece of paper stand in the way of true love and headlines.

I always watch Dean Martin's show... just to see if he falls down.

It is hypocritical that Republicans can call any President 'polarizing' after what Bush and the Republican Party did during his 8 years in office.

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

The greater part of the governments on earth may be termed monarchical aristocracies, or hereditary dominions independent of the people.

No man knows till he has suffered from the night how sweet and dear to his heart and eye the morning can be.

I saw the Count lying within the box upon the earth, some of which the rude falling from the cart had scattered over him. He was deathly pale, just like a waxen image, and the red eyes glared with the horrible vindictive look which I knew so well.

We were the only ones interested in comedy. Everybody else wanted to be Martin Scorsese.

His authority on earth allows us to dare to go to all the nations. His authority in heaven gives us our only hope of success. And His presence with us leaves us no other choice.

In all ranks of life the human heart yearns for the beautiful; and the beautiful things that God makes are his gift to all alike.

In sheer genius Pascal ranks among the very greatest writers who have lived upon this earth. And his genius was not simply artistic; it displayed itself no less in his character and in the quality of his thought.

I'm delirious with joy. It proves that if you confront the universe with good intentions in your heart, it will reflect that and reward your intent. Usually. It just doesn't always do it in the way you expect.

In order to crash the party and be a clown with your own skit, you had to be there for quite a while.

Recently, I went up to Casino Rama to see Martin Short's show, just to see how he put it all together. And after the show, I went backstage and picked his brain to find out why he did certain things.

There are improbable things suspended in space, like the earth.

It is well that the earth is round that we do not see too far ahead.