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Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living.

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

When the heroes go off the stage, the clowns come on.

People don't buy from clowns.

I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public.

I would hope they would be our fellow artists, rather than trying to emulate or idolize clowns like us.

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.

I hate clowns.

I had no idea until I joined the games industry and met some of the power players, particularly those running large public companies, that much of this world is run by complete clowns.