Pastoral Resources

Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.

So, to prepare for the role, I had to take music lessons, talk to wives who had husbands overseas, and carefully study the reactions and mannerisms of a friend who was expecting.

Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain.

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.

Being a husband is a whole-time job. That is why so many husbands fail. They cannot give their entire attention to it.

Wives in their husbands' absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the butler.

Our children are not going to be just 'our children' - they are going to be other people's husbands and wives and the parents of our grandchildren.

A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.

I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives.

The husbands, who sometimes have another family who's grown, are going, Now I can spend time with my baby. Oh yeah, I bet your other family is really thrilled.

The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.

Women must not shout back when their husbands come home and shout at them for any reason.

Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door.

The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.

My observation is that women are merely waiting for their husbands to assume leadership.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.