Pastoral Resources

Music is the one part of the entertainment business where you can't fool anybody into buying a record.

I spent money, I slept with women around the league, but I always kept my mind on the game.

I go out with white women. This makes a lot of people unhappy, mostly black women.

At least 50 times. I've jumped off a building, jumped off a cliff in a car. I've been in bedrooms when women came in with knives and guns.

I wear women's leggings under my clothes, but no lingerie.

Wilt Chamberlain lied when he said he had 20,000 women.

The whole surf culture is starting to embrace women a lot more.

They think something's gone wrong, but in Don't Look Now, for instance, one scene was made by a mistake. It's the scene where Donald Sutherland goes to look for the policeman who's investigating the two women.

Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.

If you live in a squalid environment, then of course you are going to want to get out of it, you are probably going to want to get into the country, because that's what it does.

My passion and great enjoyment for architecture, and the reason the older I get the more I enjoy it, is because I believe we - architects - can effect the quality of life of the people.

You know, the environment is fragmenting, and the environment is, in many places, absolutely hideous!

The only way forward, if we are going to improve the quality of the environment, is to get everybody involved.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.